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Strongblade has finally answered the most vexing
question for men in the history of renaissance faires:
How do I become one of those guys that jousts and
sword fights? Well, it's simple, you simply . Oh wait.
No, that's not the most vexing question, that's just
Sorry, the most vexing question is: How
can I score with two serving wenches at once?
sorry, again a particularly vexing question for me,
not necessarily THE most vexing question. Actually,
now that I think of it, it probably IS
the most vexing question for men at renaissance
festivals. But the question I'm really talking about
is this one: What the hell do I wear on my legs at
these things? (And if you figured out the answer to
the serving wench question, then the answer is, of
course, serving wenches). Look no further for an
answer; Strongblade presents, the Roughneck
These pants are baggy light, cool, and extremely
comfortable. And, if you have the answer to the
serving wench dilemma, they're also very easy to take
off quickly. (Editor's note: We assure you that this
will be the last crude reference to serving wenches.
Isn't that correct, writer?). Uh . so anyway, these
pants are made from a light-weight cotton and feature
very deep pockets for storage of everything from cell
phones and keys to gold dubloons and those giant
turkey legs (good thing these are machine washable,
The Roughneck Pants have a drawstring waist for a
perfect fit and come in black, or white with black
stripes. Machine washable, tumble dry.